car. Is it still available?
REPS: Oh sure, it’s a great car. Lots of people like it. The DACA car is good to go, but it’s a package deal!
DEMS: A package deal?
REPS: Sure, it’s a very popular car. Great car! It comes with a Chain Migration garage.
DEMS: What? If I buy the DACA car I need to buy a Chain Migration garage too?
REPS: Yes, like I said it’s a really great
car. The Chain Migration garage is next
to the Lottery Migration home. The home
is part of the car deal too. Great huh?
DEMS: What?
Are you crazy? Your ad only mentions the car. What are you
talking about?
REPS: You want the car, right?
DEMS: Sure, it’s a great car. I want it.
REPS: Oh. I
thought you were playing me for a minute.
The car is in the garage, which is next to the home, and the whole
property is surrounded by a big, beautiful wall. That’s the whole car package. It's fantastic! Do you want the package or not?
DEMS: Are you joking? I only wanted the car.
REPS: I AM SERIOUS.
Like I said, it’s an extremely popular car. It’s a package deal! Take it or leave it!
DEMS: Well, yes, it’s an awesome car. Just give me a second. So, how much is this package deal?
REPS: It’s an incredible deal for only $70 Billion! But hurry, we don't have a lot of time!
DEMS: OH MY GOD!
I only wanted to buy a car! Why
so much?
REPS: Most of the cost is for the wall. We haven’t built it yet, but the house
and garage are all done.
DEMS: Ok.
That helps. How much if we
take out the wall?
REPS: The wall is in the f**king car deal! It doesn't come out. You aren't taking me seriously. I don’t have time for your stupidity.
DEMS: Look, I contacted you about a car. It's a great car and I really want it. I’ve wanted a car like this for years. I’m willing to talk about the garage and the
house, but the wall is over the top. I just can’t pay for that wall. What can you do on that?
REPS: So you’re saying you don’t want the car. Sad!
DEMS: I
just said I really want the car! What is
wrong with you? How about I just pay for part of the wall?
REPS: Part of the wall? THAT'S AN INSULT! It's' a glorious wall! You either want the car or you don’t. I told you it’s a package car deal. I've been straight with you all along. I don't have time for your insults. Are we done here?
DEMS: I guess I can’t take the car. You're asking way too much for it. I never wanted a stupid wall.
NEXT DAY…….
DEMS: You just posted that the car is no longer
available. Did you sell it to someone
else?
REPS: No, I crushed it.
DEMS: Crushed it?
What the Hell? Why?
REPS: You didn’t want it. Huge
disappointment.
DEMS: Yes I did!
I said I wanted it! I said
it repeatedly! You really destroyed it?
REPS: NO! You destroyed the DACA car.
DEMS: What?
Are you crazy? You just said
you crushed it.
REPS: Everybody liked that car. I can’t
believe you destroyed it.
DEMS: But you said you crushed it!
REPS: The car is gone because YOU
NEVER WANTED IT! ITS YOUR FAULT!
THE END
Tony F.
2018
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